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[chickenchoicejudy]

[There is a sick guitar riff on this answering machine message. Why.]

"🎵 Leave me a message after the tone! And I'll get back to you on my cellular phone!
I totally will! I totally will!
I'm not gonna forget I sweaaaa^aaaarrrr--🎵"

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Comments

during weed party

[inhairently]

did you know about this

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little pictures

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Ryan is literally at weed party, could totally be told this in person, but he has his communicator out anyway because Min-Gi NEEDS to come get some weed in his lungs. He looks a little surprised when it dings and it's someone else though.]

oh my god WHAT

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dude there's SO MANY

lookit this guy!!!!!!

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[inhairently]

aren't they cool 😎

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eddie showed me

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[chickenchoicejudy]

is that one a piece of shit with a face???

[Ryan is cracking up across the room. Why is THAT in there?]

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check it out it's everyone here

[inhairently]

huh? its ice cream?

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[ hear that? that's the sound of Steve laughing. maybe the first big, real laugh he's had since he came here. ]

that's pretty good

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[chickenchoicejudy]

no no no THIS is ice cream

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both of those are ice cream that other thing is definitely poop

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[This is hysterical, Ryan can't stop laughing. If anyone near him asks he will show them the cursed emojis.]

holy shit its staring at me

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[inhairently]

dude i worked in an ice cream parlor remember? i think i know what it looks like

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its ice cream with a face

like a mascot

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[chickenchoicejudy]

okay but what kinda ice cream doesn't have a cone OR a bowl? he's naked, man. he's a naked little shit

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oh my god wait wait wait wait waaaaaaaaaait

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[inhairently]

[ several minutes pass before he replies. during these minutes one might hear Arthur's phone rhythmically reciting "pile of faeces" nine times in a row, followed by "shortcake" ]

ok you were right it's shit

why does it have a face ⁉️❓⁉️

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it looks pretty good with the hat

[chickenchoicejudy]

i always knew i was right about literally everything.

the hat makes it look like the most distinguished shit there is

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oh wait my bad it was his royal majesty king shitstainington

[inhairently]

[ it is entirely a shame that even after weed, steve isn't the kind of guy to think up things like king shitstainington but at least he can appreciate the esteemed hat + poop combo ]

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what are these even for

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wait did i ask that already i don't remember

[chickenchoicejudy]

hahaha I don't remember either man

and i dunno but they're pretty great and i'm gonna use them forever

😎🦁🎪

[inhairently]

me too

[ this is not true ]

do you think friday drew them

if we asked her do you thihnk she could add more

[chickenchoicejudy]

what kinda stuff should she add?

wait

wait wait

w a i t

is this just so you can get a chocolate ice cream one that isn't actually shit???

[inhairently]

no way dude

but now that you mention it

wouldn't it make more sense to have every flavor of ice cream

how can they leave some of them out

it's not fair

[chickenchoicejudy]

if you're gonna have little pictures of everything, it should be EVERYTHING

dude, there's no dino nuggets either

where's the garlic bread tiny picture

why is there GARLIC and not GARLIC BREAD

🧄????

[inhairently]

WAIT

whats a dinno nugget

[chickenchoicejudy]

oh my god okay so ruby showed me them they're in the buffet

they're literally just chicken nuggets B U T

SHAPED

LIKE

DINOSAURS!!!!

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[inhairently]

holy shit

how do they do that

are there nugget cutters

like cookie cutters but for chicken nuggets

can you make chicken nuggets shaped like ANYTHING

[ he is, at this point, getting a little too high to function, but it's okay. ]